Dude, Where's My Majory?
Devoted to the genius of those who predicted Republican victory in 2006

Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove
THE MATHEMATICIAN

He's got THE numbers
Mr. Bush
THE DECORATOR
Dubya
Measurin' the drapes...
for victory

THE BLOGWATCHERS

"The Republicans are going to come through, bloody but not broken. Then we get the joy of watching the libs implode on national TV."
Iblis on November 6, 2006 at 1:44 PM

I hope you’re ready for that big swallow of “Grape Kool-aid” tomorrow.
georgej on November 6, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Everyone should make sure they have bottled water, plenty of canned food, and full tanks of gas before Tuesday evening.You might want to avoid getting out of your car during the liberal “temper tantrums.”
Gregor on November 6, 2006 at 4:05 PM

The GOP will keep both the house and the senate. I agree with JammieWearingFool that there will be a complete lefty meltdown and possible violence when the Dhimis lose. If the left is this rabid on Saddam getting the death penalty, what will they be like when the Repubs win?
Neocon Peg on November 5, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Allen defeats Webb by 4%
Steele defeats Cardin by 5%
Corker defeats Ford, Jr. by 10%
Santorum defeats Casey, Jr. by 1%
Burns defeats Tester by 4%
Kean wins by 2%

GOP retains Foley’s seat as well as Gehrlach and Weldon winning, Sherwood defeats Carney by 4%Ehrlach beats O’Malley by 8%and in two years we have twice as many polling groups, redundantly taking twice as many ‘dem-heavy’ polls, to further undermine the credibility of elections by suggesting that the vote tablulations is incorrect, rather then their propaganda polls.
cms on November 5, 2006 at 4:06 PM

I warned all liberals reading this blog (or the comments section anyway) a long time ago to abandon all hope because the all-knowing, all-seeing KKKarl the Omnipotent already had this election in the bag for Republicans.So just don’t bother. Go home, go get in that fetal position, and sulk about yet another election you guys lost due to the machinations of the Evil Rove.
thirteen28 on November 6, 2006 at 2:08 PM

I’m going with the prediction that the Democrats come up short in both Houses. Close, but no cigar.
whatnext on November 5, 2006 at 2:16 PM

I predict violence from the left when they lose again.
infidel on November 5, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Still 48 hours before I’d like to predict, but I’ll say -3 in the Senate and -12 in the House, GOP retaining majorities. Followed by complete lefty meltdown.
JammieWearingFool on November 5, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Republicans will hold both–but we won’t know it until the end of the week, because of all the absentee ballots cast in Maryland. The Dems will claim another stolen election.
Melba Toast on November 5, 2006 at 2:52 PM

...and so much more genius to come!